Hallo, On Sat, 23 Nov 2002, Heimo Ponnath wrote:
Am Mittwoch, 20. November 2002 15:39 schrieb Jörn Vanselow:
Meine HDD mit W2K liegt noch unberührt im Regal und lächelt mich an...
Zu dem Thema ist mir noch etwas nettes über den Weg gelaufen: http://intranet.logiconline.org.ve/humor/HTTMLRoot/humor/HumorDigest/hd48.ht...
Ein Auszug daraus:
If operating systems were airlines, what kind of service would they offer? Here is a lighthearted look at what passengers could expect.
Mac Airways: The cashiers, flight attendants and pilots all look the same, feel the same and act the same. When asked questions about the flight, they reply that you don't want to know, don't need to know and would you please return to your seat and watch the movie.
Windows Airlines: The terminal is very neat and clean, the attendants are all very attractive, the pilots very capable. The fleet of Lear jets the carrier operates is immense. Your jet takes off without a hitch, pushing up above the clouds and, at 20,000 feet, it explodes without warning.
Unix Express: All passengers bring a piece of the plane and a box of tools with them to the airport. They gather on the tarmac, arguing constantly about what kind of plane they want to build and how to put it together. Eventually, the passengers split into groups and build several different aircraft but give them all the same name. Some passengers actually reach their destination. All passengers believe they got there.
*LOL* Das muesste man mal aktualisieren, Mac Xways is ja nun doch ein wenig anders... Mac Xways: [see Mac Airways], but underneath, it's just one more incarnation of Unix Express... Linux Air: [see Unix Express], but depending on how much and what you are willing to invest in your flight, you can a) buy a pre-assembled plane and pay someone to fly you b) buy a pre-assembled plane, teach yourself to fly (docs available for free as well -- there's even some guys willing to help you) and then fly yourself c) get the parts for free, pay someone to assemble them, pay someone to fly you d) get the parts for free, assemble them, pay someone to fly you e) get the parts for free, pay someone to assemble them, teach yourself to fly (docs available for free as well -- there's even some guys willing to help you) and then fly yourself e) get the parts for free, assemble them, teach yourself to fly (docs available for free as well -- there's even some guys willing to help you) and then fly yourself f) get the parts for free, but as your unwilling to invest anything more, you'll crash horribly and die. *GAME OVER* -dnh -- 162: WWW-Benutzer Leute mit den kleinen quadratischen Augen, die beim Zeitunglesen dauernd auf irgendwelche Headlines klicken wollen (Martin Schmitt)