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OT - stupid blonde jokes [to lighten up the day]
>   I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
  >       - she called me to get my phone number.
  >       - she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because
  >       it said "concentrate."
  >       - she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make
  >       up her mind.
  >       - she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
  >       - she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
  >       "DON'T WALK."
  >       - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
  >       ! - she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
  >       - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
  >       - she tried to drown a fish.
  >       - she thought a quarterback was a refund.
  >       - she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
  >       - if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change
  >       back.
  >       - they had to burn the school down to get her out of third
  >       grade.
  >       - under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked
  >       On Phonics."   >       - she tripped over a cordless phone.
  >       - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  >       - at the bottom of the application where it says "sign
  >       here"...she put Sagittarius."
  >       - she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
  >       - it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
  >       - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
  >       - she studied for a blood test.
  >       - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
  >       - she thought! Meow Mix was a record for cats.
  >       - she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
  >       - she sold the car for gas money.
  >       - when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went
  >       home and got 16 friends.
  >       - when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
  >       home, she moved.
  >       - she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
  >       - when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
  >       instead.
  >       - when she took! you to the airport and saw a sign that said
  >       "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

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