Message-ID: <3A4AD76A.2D88D6FB@lightlink.com>
Date: Thu, 28 Dec 2000 01:02:18 -0500
From: "Fred A. Miller"
Subject: To the tune of 'Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire'
By Nicholas Petreley
To the tune of 'Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire'
Outlook roasting all your open files
Now your whole computer froze
"I love you" churns your disk for a while
"Melissa" makes you rend your clothes
Everybody knows how luring subject lines can go
They help make your day seem bright
All of your IT folks, you should know
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
You know a Trojan's on its way
It comes in lots of tempting emails in your tray
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if "I love you" is pleasant for their eyes
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
For kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times many ways
Outlook will be the end of you
--
Remember the reason for the season.
