Hi Folks, A friend of mine sent me a list of user-friendly haiku error messages designed to calm users of Sony's Vaio. After reading them I came up with two bits of doggeral which I now submit for your enjoyment. Please send flames to rjohns@device.null Chaos reigns within I don't know where you've been. The point is moot, you must reboot before you start again. and Your system is unstable. Of course! The box isn't able. You see Bill is quite unwilling (since he makes a pretty shilling) to tarnish Windows legendary fable. Rod -- 100% MS FREE Absolutely no component of Microsoft was used in the generation or posting of this e-mail. -- To unsubscribe send e-mail to suse-linux-e-unsubscribe@suse.com For additional commands send e-mail to suse-linux-e-help@suse.com Also check the FAQ at http://www.suse.com/Support/Doku/FAQ/