Windows 2000 EAST TEXAS EDITION Dear Consumers: It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2000 EAST TEXAS EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of EAST TEXAS. If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The EAST TEXAS EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2000, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels. Please also note: The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse" My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption" Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys" Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard" Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive" Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs" Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN EAST TEXAS EDITION: Cancel............stopdat Reset.............try'er agin Yes...............yep No................nope Find..............hunt fer it Go to.............over yonder Back..............back yonder Help..............hep me out here Stop..............kwitit (WHOA!) Start.............crank'er up Settings..........settins Programs......... stuff at duz stuff Documents....... .stuff ah done did Also note that the EAST TEXAS EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation. Tiperiter.....................a word processing program Colerin' Book.................a graphics program Cyferin' Mersheen.............calculator Outhouse Paper................notepad Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 5.0 Pitchers......................a graphics viewer We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the EAST TEXAS EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. Also please not that the below will pop up every now and then rather than the dreaded "Fatal Error As Occured" message: I hope this helps all y'all! Billy Bob Gates -- Jim Hatridge Linux User #88484 ------------------------------------------------------ BayerWulf Linux System # 129656 The Recycled Beowulf Project Looking for throw-away or obsolete computers and parts to recycle into a Linux super computer