This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------610F3260A4EDCAB64FF9BDBF Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Hello All! Just read my email today, and thought i would share this with the group. Probably you all have already heard/read this, but it sure brightened my evening ;) Later jim seiberling -- Linux RULES, windoze Drools ;p~~ -- --------------610F3260A4EDCAB64FF9BDBF Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline Return-Path: <acdfun@acdsystems.com> Received: from norm.island.net (root@[199.60.19.4]) by mail.midusa.net (8.8.7/8.8.7) with ESMTP id LAA15742 for <bone17@midusa.net>; Mon, 16 Feb 1998 11:54:13 -0600 (CST) From: acdfun@acdsystems.com Received: from acd.com.acd.com (acdnet.com [204.244.202.2] (may be forged)) by norm.island.net (8.8.8/8.8.8/island) with SMTP id JAA00311 for <bone17@midusa.net>; Mon, 16 Feb 1998 09:48:06 -0800 Message-Id: <199802161748.JAA00311@norm.island.net> Date: Mon, 16 Feb 1998 09:48:06 -0800 Subject: Your ACDFunnies!!! To: bone17@midusa.net X-Mailer: <Mailcast, version 1.0> Ten Things That Would Be Different if Microsoft Started Building Cars. 1: A particular model of year of car wouldn't be available until after that year instead of before it. 2: Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car. 3: Occasionally, your car would just die for no reason, and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this. 4: You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a Car 95 or Car NT. But then you'd have to buy more seats. 5: Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was powered by the sun, was twice as reliable, and five times as fast - but it would only run on 5 percent of the roads. 6: The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "General Car Fault" warning light. 7: People would get excited about "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other cars for years. 8: We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas. 9: The U.S. government would be getting subsidies from an automaker, instead of giving them. 10: New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Feel free to forward this to your friends. If you no longer wish to receive ACDFunnies, send some e-mail to acdfun@acdsystems.com with unsubscribe in the subject line and your e mail address as the only thing in the main part (body) of the mail. If this was forwarded to you and you want to get on the list follow the above instructions, with subscribe in the subject line. Have fun and drop by World Headquarters once and a while... <A HREF="http://www.acdsystems.com"><A HREF="http://www.acdsystems.com</A">http://www.acdsystems.com</A</A>> --------------610F3260A4EDCAB64FF9BDBF-- -- To get out of this list, please send email to majordomo@suse.com with this text in its body: unsubscribe suse-linux-e