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Hello All!
Just read my email today, and thought i would share this with the group.
Probably you all have already heard/read this, but it sure brightened my
evening ;)
Later
jim seiberling
-- Linux RULES, windoze Drools ;p~~ --
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Date: Mon, 16 Feb 1998 09:48:06 -0800
Subject: Your ACDFunnies!!!
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Ten Things That Would Be Different if Microsoft Started Building Cars.
1: A particular model of year of car wouldn't be available until after
that year instead
of before it.
2: Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a
new car.
3: Occasionally, your car would just die for no reason, and you'd have
to restart it.
For some strange reason, you'd just accept this.
4: You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you
bought a Car 95 or
Car NT. But then you'd have to buy more seats.
5: Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
twice as
reliable, and five times as fast - but it would only run on 5
percent of the roads.
6: The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced
by a single
"General Car Fault" warning light.
7: People would get excited about "new" features in Microsoft cars,
forgetting
completely that they had been available in other cars for years.
8: We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas.
9: The U.S. government would be getting subsidies from an automaker,
instead of
giving them.
10: New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
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