Message-ID: <3A4AD76A.2D88D6FB@lightlink.com> Date: Thu, 28 Dec 2000 01:02:18 -0500 From: "Fred A. Miller" <fmiller@lightlink.com> Subject: To the tune of 'Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire' By Nicholas Petreley To the tune of 'Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire' Outlook roasting all your open files Now your whole computer froze "I love you" churns your disk for a while "Melissa" makes you rend your clothes Everybody knows how luring subject lines can go They help make your day seem bright All of your IT folks, you should know Will find it hard to sleep tonight You know a Trojan's on its way It comes in lots of tempting emails in your tray And every mother's child is gonna spy To see if "I love you" is pleasant for their eyes And so I'm offering this simple phrase For kids from one to ninety-two Although it's been said many times many ways Outlook will be the end of you -- Remember the reason for the season.