On Thursday 25 April 2002 05:51, Anon. Coward wrote:
I tell you what. Prove to us that this function does NOT exist on Maxtor, WD, Seagate, etc. If you can't you nay-sayers SUCK.
Spoken like a true Slashdot Anonymous Coward. Defendant: "Your honor, the plaintiff claims that he was he was hit by one of my client's delivery trucks and hospitalized for two months. Yet he has failed to show us any proof of injury or any proof that he was ever in the hospital. He has even failed to tell us anything as simple as *which* hospital he was in." Judge: "Does the plaintiff have anything to say about this?" Plaintiff: "Yes, your honor. We feel that rather than us proving the case that we brought up, the defendant should prove that my client WASN'T hit by one of their trucks, and that my client WASN'T hospitalized for two months. Otherwise they should pay the 7-digit damages we've specified." Judge: (Rolls eyes) "Case dismissed for lack of evidence, and insanity on the part of the plaintiff for thinking that's how things work." Joe ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some people are just too damned cute for their own good. But enough about me... -----------------------------------------------------------------------------