Imagine if, instead of incomprehensible geeky text strings, your computer using MickySoft 'Bloze produced error messages in "Haiku" . . You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. The page is not here. ********* Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. ********* Aborted effort. Close all that you have. You ask far too much. ********* Three things are certain Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. ********* Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. ********* A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. ********* Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. ********* First snow, then silence This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully. ********* VERY GOOD!! :) Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. ********* A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. ********* The Web site you seek just cannot be located. But others exist. ********* Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. ********* Having been erased The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. ********* Rather than a beep Or a rude error message, These words "File not found." -- Winbloze: 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1-bit of competition.