SCO acronym I had it wrong

I always thought SCO stood for Santa Clara Operations (now I know better) Seattle Company Owns-us Suing Companies Owners Stop Computing Operations Silly Corporate Owners SCO Caldera Ogars Software Coders Obfuscated Sigh Chuckle Ominously Sniffing Crack Odors Stopping Code Obligations Source Code Obliteraters Semaphores Caught On? Systems Changing-to OS/2 Suing Capitalist Opportunist Slander Commit-fraud Obviously