St. Nick had stopped at a house to put the presents under the tree. While he was in the living room putting the gifts under the tree, a lady suddenly appeared walking down the steps. The lady says to St. Nick, would you like to stay for a cup of coffee? St. Nick replies: ho ho ho, I gotta go. So the lady removes her night gown, and moves down a few more steps and says, now would you like to stay for a cup of coffee? St Nick replies: ho ho ho, I gotta go. So the lady removes her bra and moves down a couple more steps and asks again, now would you like to stay for a cup of coffee? St Nick replies: ho ho ho, I gotta go So the lady walks down to the bottom of the steps and removes her panties and says, now would you like to stay for a cup of coffee? St Nick replies: hey hey hey, I gotta stay, I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way..... To everyone at SuSE and all the fellow people on SLE, merry Christmas and a happy new year. David M.