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[Bill Anderson <bill@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Aaron Kulkis wrote:
> Wolfgang Woehl wrote:
> > Montag, 7. Januar 2008 Sloan:
> >
> > > Would that more official answers were so pithy.
> >
> > Lost dude:    I'm lost. Where am I?
> > Cowboy dude:  .
> > Lost dude:    Where should I go now?
> > Cowboy dude:  ..
> >
> > Right, that should help.
>
> You Europeans just do NOT understand cowboys.....
>
> Lost dude: I'm lost.  Where am I?
> Cowboy dude: You're in the barber shop in [town X]
> Lost dude:  Where should I go now?
> Cowboy dude:  I suppose that depends on what you want to do.
>
>
> Your problem is that you're looking for
> someone to replace your mama.
From the jokes, I can tell that you are not a cowboy and have never 
worked on a ranch. I own one, live on it, work it, and still herd cattle 
with a horse and dog. The definition of a rough morning is delivering a 
calf at 4am, when it is freezing cold, and the calf has to be turned and 
pulled out. The clue that you are not a cowboy is that the words cowboy 
and dude have opposite meanings. In the cowboy world, a dude is a city 
slicker.

Bill Anderson
WW7BA
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