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Re: [opensuse] [OT] - Apple Computer new product announcement ("joke")
- From: "rich3800@xxxxxxxxxxx" <rich3800@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 27 Apr 2007 17:35:37 GMT
- Message-id: <20070427.103543.2843.906478@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
What would be really funny would be that they would vibrate and
stimulate the nipples to the beat of music.
Stevens wrote:
> > > Apple Computers developed a computer chip that can store and play
music
> > > in women's breast implants.
> > >
> > > The iBreast will cost $599 and at 90GB will have capacity to store,
> > > organize & play 22,500 songs.
> > >
> > > This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women have
always
> > > complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening
to them.
> > >
> > > Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.
> > > Apple Computers developed a computer chip that can store and play
music
> > > in women's breast implants.
> > >
> > > The iBreast will cost $599 and at 90GB will have capacity to store,
> > > organize & play 22,500 songs.
> > >
> > > This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women have
always
> > > complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening
to them.
> > >
> > > Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.
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stimulate the nipples to the beat of music.
Stevens wrote:
> > > Apple Computers developed a computer chip that can store and play
music
> > > in women's breast implants.
> > >
> > > The iBreast will cost $599 and at 90GB will have capacity to store,
> > > organize & play 22,500 songs.
> > >
> > > This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women have
always
> > > complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening
to them.
> > >
> > > Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.
> > > Apple Computers developed a computer chip that can store and play
music
> > > in women's breast implants.
> > >
> > > The iBreast will cost $599 and at 90GB will have capacity to store,
> > > organize & play 22,500 songs.
> > >
> > > This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women have
always
> > > complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening
to them.
> > >
> > > Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.
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