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["Sylvanus A. Currie" <sylvanus@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Thanks to all who replied with suggestions.
I have installed RealPlayer10GOLD for Linux and am enjoying BBC radio once 
again.

Thank you all

Regards
Syl
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 THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #5: VALGOL
From its modest beginnings in Southern California's San Fernando Valley,
VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the industry.

Here is a sample program:
 LIKE, Y*KNOW(I MEAN)START
 IF PIZZA = LIKE BITCHEN AND GUY = LIKE TUBULAR AND
    VALLEY GIRL = LIKE GRODY**MAX(FERSURE)**2 THEN
  FOR I = LIKE 1 TO OH*MAYBE 100
   DO*WAH - (DITTY**2)
   BARF(I)=TOTALLY GROSS(OUT)
  SURE
 LIKE BAG THIS PROGRAM
 REALLY
 LIKE TOTALLY (Y*KNOW)
 IM*SURE
 GOTO THE MALL

When the user makes a syntax error, the interpreter displays the message:

 GAG ME WITH A SPOON!!
/n
  6:02pm  up 3 days 21:48,  12 users,  load average: 4.55, 3.16, 2.47