There's even a Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf version of MS Word: http://nlih007007.amst2.eu.psigh.com/alsahaf.html :-D Marcel On Wednesday 23 April 2003 15:10, Fred A. Miller wrote:
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In the latest press conference regarding the security issues surrounding
Windows XP, newly-hired Microsoft spokesman Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, reiterated that all security issues have been satisfactorily met in a webcast last Thursday.
"Windows XP is a blessing upon the face of the world. The Linux infidels lie like dogs in a Persian bathhouse when they boldfacedly tell you that Windows XP has security holes. The holes are in their dead, rotting corpses. Windows XP has no faults as befits this blessing from the hands of the most high. I know this because I tell the truth."
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