-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 I could resist. Saw the on /. http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/03/10/212241 News Flash! Rambus and SCO to merge! (Score:5, Funny) by Newer Guy (520108) on Monday March 10, @06:03PM (#5481084) In a surprise news announcement, the Chairman of rambus announces a historic merger with SCO unix. "The merged company - to be called RAMBO - will be poised to respond to the challenges of the 21st century" Chairman David Boies said today. "We are in the enviable position of controlling both hardware and software Intellectual property" Boies also announced Rambo's decision to sue Microsoft for the use of the name "windows". and it's use for networking. "I came up with the idea of windows networking 30 years ago" Boies said. "When I was a kid I opened the window and yelled to my friends that it was time to play baseball. This involved using a window to spread information to them. In other words, Windows networking" Cheers, Curtis - -- - -----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.7 (GNU/Linux) mQGiBD5TsKcRBACXc11nz+pdunhZ1XBCoFB8SO06Hnvm+e3zJRG3XNkpatvQpKzc 67FmMDDtI+menX9BBLEZ05U7SYkHNfKER96nPXmoO4jL0KFZxYmhizXnVvZYSXpU cXNQa1ABWq6WgHOyeYLREjarZSgtWBluJ0tEB13ptneRjCjacvxrzKCGXwCg7wvt Wae/N25itO1t5hQ0+w/pXl0EAJJIGuTSEHrG2GxSx73Q2Ib6cDYhYMWYyAaG52iE wPZDJ7HO9aPfgPayetwXRjMnrnIQAZSMd/SVmEYRox8Z1X+oACm6KWLumq70UsMP 5K1Zlqe5HSIcfbsyhMvV5xWMRItqEYuuGaC9iqysycvHHfRIec55qEAQZ8yKYqCh 6S8GA/wOBdC8TtE0tvh6QUqHXlRtWXT6Bq0g2/G/eyIEJ+dx8WM6WE/qMlhAA1vE 2nxNQ4HPo4CQnIgVv3ZA6E7a2eetQB7znC1QJJ4jzfklpd3gODBeBmbq548dgwAi g8Ge9y6EFpfErkI/Nn1pwShdR3P+L+vTPVnDUgfZETufSe7ZYbQeQ3VydGlzIFJl eSA8Y3JyZXlAY2hhcnRlci5uZXQ+iFkEExECABkFAj5TsKcECwcDAgMVAgMDFgIB Ah4BAheAAAoJEO1lS4g66npLZ4UAn2vDDYbNL8m0lCgRefbuv/+exZhLAKCEr7EH xF/zq5kR1wxkFpgGLLjnZrkBDQQ+U7CoEAQA6/LnK6yXDAUTelM0Q+YUvwxzYMaf eWAzLIxkms8pu7r4R5S9RqcLJAOjpeMcMpw5AW7F9Xr2JUOvy5snaEYOw8UEAGAf ZZwecXhuuWyA0mj3oCBnH1vhiPj/F1Ft0LPjuYf2I5VtnP+s6/qq6eH6AgEXa2lr QgdFvl/vkApk6B8AAwUD/0YmJAFb+ptU6VzWR3Pzy6Uow/Bsqi6UPT8+g4Nj31q/ zY2+kFxHVkWOELlHQYfNhbmK8XCG9rj4S7wuWy804oDnN9NNpP4Yx2S04nYJx1an NHqTUheJjq1AteVHmjKRGhEyct9WdXIcN5+lbAmTn34HbJkFnxTZu84doCOTNbjR iEYEGBECAAYFAj5TsKgACgkQ7WVLiDrqekv1+QCeIa94/uImG9o/IJ8nCY8w2aoe +jwAoM1e6VVCroJ1RUPC+xMgpHVILL+c =WL2Z - -----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.7 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE+bTlE7WVLiDrqeksRAstmAJ0Sg7yU4TaYWXmPeVruRNwi/SbvsACfXAyj WC3p07hZXGt3CNT/EMA49jA= =TAS8 -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----