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On 4/14/00, 7:14:29 AM, jkreps@rev.state.ne.us wrote regarding Glass of Milk:
Humor
The Glass of Milk by the Keyboard
Optimist The glass is half full.
Pessimist The glass is half empty
Futurist The milk's in the wrong half of the glass
Pascal programmer Well, what type of milk is it?
C Programmer No thanks, I drink stright from the jug
Assembly programmer No thanks; I drink stright from the cow
Basic Programmer No thanks; I'm still breast feeding
MIS COBOL Programmer I'LL DRINK IT IF YOU GIVE ME UNTIL NEXT YEAR
Fuzzy logic guy I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk
Prolog Programmer I know I drank it - just don't ask me how
Non-Procedural Language Programmer I drank it when nobody was looking
UI Designer What's that crap in my glass?
Pentium User I drank (Glass * .49999999...) but don't hold me to that
Windows User Where's my straw?
Mac User Where's my pump?
UNIX User Nahhh... too easy
Multimedia author or Shareware game author That glass is free; the next one you have to pay for
Security Consultant Where'd the rest of the milk go?
CIA What makes you think that's milk???
NSA We know what it really is
Copy Protection Crazies Somebody drank half my milk and didn't pay for it!
Free Software Foundation The milk is the cow's contribution to all mankind!
Bill Gates Not enough market share to be Microsoft MilkTM
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