Microsoft hires new spokesman!(OT)
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Redmond, WA In the latest press conference regarding the security issues surrounding Windows XP, newly-hired Microsoft spokesman Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, reiterated that all security issues have been satisfactorily met in a webcast last Thursday. "Windows XP is a blessing upon the face of the world. The Linux infidels lie like dogs in a Persian bathhouse when they boldfacedly tell you that Windows XP has security holes. The holes are in their dead, rotting corpses. Windows XP has no faults as befits this blessing from the hands of the most high. I know this because I tell the truth." - -- If you listen on a quiet nite you, can hear the sound of a Windows 2000 Server reboot. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.2.2-rc1-SuSE (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE+ppDKrnzt99/TR+cRAuZ6AKCVfJK4XglkJu+R0MuMqOfxRCduzwCgiCnT 2+mli5jNvoDotCkxbIeiiuw= =53Zk -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
On Wednesday 23 April 2003 08:10, Fred A. Miller wrote:
Redmond, WA
In the latest press conference regarding the security issues surrounding
Windows XP, newly-hired Microsoft spokesman Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, reiterated that all security issues have been satisfactorily met in a webcast last Thursday.
"Windows XP is a blessing upon the face of the world. The Linux infidels lie like dogs in a Persian bathhouse when they boldfacedly tell you that Windows XP has security holes. The holes are in their dead, rotting corpses. Windows XP has no faults as befits this blessing from the hands of the most high. I know this because I tell the truth."
Thanks Fred! I had to drive over to the house I'm moving into from this house to get some windex to clean my desk and monitor and keyboard and other 'stuff' that was nearby (I think less sugar in my coffee will make it less 'sticky' when it dries)! I haven't had a laugh like that in too long! It was great! (though my stomach muscles hurt now, LOL) John -- A butterfly is: Pretty,soft,harmless...and useless, just like M$N. My Penguin eats butterflies.
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 On Wednesday 23 April 2003 12:33 pm, John wrote: [snip]
Thanks Fred! I had to drive over to the house I'm moving into from this house to get some windex to clean my desk and monitor and keyboard and other 'stuff' that was nearby (I think less sugar in my coffee will make it less 'sticky' when it dries)! I haven't had a laugh like that in too long! It was great! (though my stomach muscles hurt now, LOL)
Good.....'thought after all that's passed on the list of late, we could use a bit of humor. :) Fred - -- If you listen on a quiet nite you, can hear the sound of a Windows 2000 Server reboot. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.2.2-rc1-SuSE (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE+pt/Crnzt99/TR+cRAiy7AKCIbgUZG7mGZVsmYXiZEcdFPY1YEACfVX9t nMCa43RY7R3xTDixMWN27Hg= =ZCe+ -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
There's even a Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf version of MS Word: http://nlih007007.amst2.eu.psigh.com/alsahaf.html :-D Marcel On Wednesday 23 April 2003 15:10, Fred A. Miller wrote:
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Redmond, WA
In the latest press conference regarding the security issues surrounding
Windows XP, newly-hired Microsoft spokesman Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, reiterated that all security issues have been satisfactorily met in a webcast last Thursday.
"Windows XP is a blessing upon the face of the world. The Linux infidels lie like dogs in a Persian bathhouse when they boldfacedly tell you that Windows XP has security holes. The holes are in their dead, rotting corpses. Windows XP has no faults as befits this blessing from the hands of the most high. I know this because I tell the truth."
- -- If you listen on a quiet nite you, can hear the sound of a Windows 2000 Server reboot. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.2.2-rc1-SuSE (GNU/Linux)
iD8DBQE+ppDKrnzt99/TR+cRAuZ6AKCVfJK4XglkJu+R0MuMqOfxRCduzwCgiCnT 2+mli5jNvoDotCkxbIeiiuw= =53Zk -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
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