suse_gasjr4wd@mac.com wrote:

On 3/2/06 8:44 PM, "James Knott" wrote:

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Quote Of The Day:

"If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming, and Windows." -- Dave Barry

So who is Dave Barry?

(yea, I googled the name...but what one are you talking about?)

http://www.davebarry.com/

On Thursday 02 March 2006 06:08 pm, suse_gasjr4wd@mac.com wrote:

On 3/2/06 8:44 PM, "James Knott" wrote:

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Quote Of The Day:

"If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming, and Windows." -- Dave Barry

So who is Dave Barry?

(yea, I googled the name...but what one are you talking about?)

If it is the Dave Barry I'm thinking of, he's a pundit with all sorts of books and quotes to his name. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Barry Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth. * Source: Dave Barry in Cyber Space There used to be a show in the US called Saturday Night Live. Back in the '80s they used to parody Dave Barry by including Jack Handey quotes. "If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." -Delivered on October 12, 1991 http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jack_Handey -- kai - www.perfectreign.com www.livebeans.com - the new NetBeans community

On 3/2/06 11:30 PM, "Ken Schneider" wrote:

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There used to be a show in the US called Saturday Night Live.

Still is every Saturday night, not always live though.

Yea, still on. Though, it's nothing like the original cast! The originals are classics. His (Dave Barry) quotes seem pretty good from what I've seen... -- Thanks, George "INTEL INSIDE" It's not a marketing gimmick, it's a warning label.